Bill Bailey

(Sung to the tune of "Bill Bailey")

CHORUS:  Rip roar a tie-tie-ay,

Rip roar a tie-tie-ay,

Rip roar a tie-tie.

Rip roar a tucky-tucky,

Rip roar a tucky-tucky-aaaay.

I saw Bill Bailey

Out with the ladies

Under a starry sky

Then along came his wife

With a bloody great knife

And she chopped off the end

Of his tooral-ly-ay, Hey!

Off to the courthouse

He was lumbered

Charged with adultery

But the charge wouldn't stick

For he hadn't a prick

Cause she chopped off the end

Of his tooral-ly-ay, Hey!