If I were the Marrying Kind

If I were the marrying kind

if i were a marrying kind
i thank the lord i'm not sir
the kind of man that i would be
would be a rugby +++++++++

prop sir

prop sir?

'cause i'd support a hooker
and you'd support a hooker
we'd all support a hooker together

we'd be alright in the middle of the night
supporting hookers together


(the next verses change "prop" with the first line 
and "support a hooker" with the second line)

2nd row
sniff butt

scrum half
put it in

halftime orange
get sucked

spectator on a rainy day
come in rubbers

spectator on a sunny day
come again

goal post
stand erect

grounds keeper #1
trim bush

grounds keeper #2
do lines

boot
come in boxes

cleat
get screwed

ball
pumped

whistle
blown