Jesus Can't Play Rugby
(this is got to be my favorite rugby song ever)
Sung to the Battle Hymn of the Republic
CHORUS: Free beer for all the ruggers, Free beer for all the ruggers
Free beer for all the ruggers, Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
SINGER: Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his head gear is illegal
ALL: Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his head gear is illegal
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his head gear is illegal
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves!
SINGER: Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's only got 12 men
ALL: Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's only got 12 men
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's only got 12 men
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves!
OTHER VERSES:
The goal posts give him flashbacks
His dad fixes the games
The Jew won't pay his dues
He's got holes in his hands
He's Fucking Dead
He can't support a hooker
Jesus can't play touch judge 'cuz his arms point both ways
He's nailed to a cross
He's got some open wounds
He wears illegal spikes
Be sure to finish this song with the following verse,
to make sure you don't go to hell (for singing this song, at any rate).
ALL Jesus, we're only joking.
Jesus, we're only joking.
Jesus, we're only joking.
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.
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