Why was he born?

Why was he born so beautiful

Sung to the tune of some hymn. Dunno which one.

Why was he born so beautiful
Why was he born at all
He's no fucking use to anyone
He's no fucking use at all

He should be publicly pissed on,
He should be publicly shot (bang, bang),
He should be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot.

So, DRINK chug-a-lug 
Drink chug-a-lug 
Drink chug-a-lug
DRINK!