Yogi Bear

Yogi Bear 

SINGER: I know a bear that you all know, Yogi, Yogi,

ALL: I know a bear that you all know, Yogi, Yogi bear 

CHORUS:

Yogi, Yogi bear! Yogi Yogi Bear!

I know a bear that you all know

Yogi, Yogi bear! 

SINGER: Yogi likes it on the fridge, polar, polar

ALL: Yogi likes it on the fridge, polar, polar bear 

CHORUS:

Polar, polar bear! Polar, polar bear!

Yogi likes it on the fridge

Polar, polar bear 

MORE VERSES:

Yogi has a little friend, Booboo

Yogi has a girlfirend, Cindy

Cindy likes it cold a green, Cucum (ber)

Yogi's girlfriend had big tits, more-than-I-can-bear

Yogi has an asian fetish, Panda

Yogi puts it in Cindi's ass, Brown bear

Cindy doesn't shave her pubes, Grizzly

Yogi likes it upside down, Koala

Yogi has a 12 inch cock, Black bear

Booboo is only 3 feet tall, perfect

Yogi knocked out Cindi's teeth, Gummi

Yogi uses condoms, Care Bear

Yogi has a cheezy dick, camem(bert)

Cindi wears lingere, teddy

Cindi won't do anal, something-she-can't-bare 

That's all I can think of off the top of my head... 

you get the idea... make up your own... 

Why was he born?

Why was he born so beautiful

Sung to the tune of some hymn. Dunno which one.

Why was he born so beautiful
Why was he born at all
He's no fucking use to anyone
He's no fucking use at all

He should be publicly pissed on,
He should be publicly shot (bang, bang),
He should be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot.

So, DRINK chug-a-lug 
Drink chug-a-lug 
Drink chug-a-lug
DRINK!

Jesus

Jesus Can't Play Rugby 

(this is got to be my favorite rugby song ever)

Sung to the Battle Hymn of the Republic 

CHORUS: Free beer for all the ruggers, Free beer for all the ruggers

Free beer for all the ruggers, Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves 

SINGER: Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his head gear is illegal

ALL: Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his head gear is illegal

Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his head gear is illegal

Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves! 

SINGER: Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's only got 12 men

ALL: Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's only got 12 men

Jesus can't play rugby 'cause he's only got 12 men

Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves! 

OTHER VERSES:

The goal posts give him flashbacks

His dad fixes the games

The Jew won't pay his dues

He's got holes in his hands

He's Fucking Dead

He can't support a hooker

Jesus can't play touch judge 'cuz his arms point both ways

He's nailed to a cross

He's got some open wounds

He wears illegal spikes 

Be sure to finish this song with the following verse, 

to make sure you don't go to hell (for singing this song, at any rate).

ALL Jesus, we're only joking.

Jesus, we're only joking.

Jesus, we're only joking.

Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves. 

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If I were the Marrying Kind

If I were the marrying kind

if i were a marrying kind
i thank the lord i'm not sir
the kind of man that i would be
would be a rugby +++++++++

prop sir

prop sir?

'cause i'd support a hooker
and you'd support a hooker
we'd all support a hooker together

we'd be alright in the middle of the night
supporting hookers together


(the next verses change "prop" with the first line 
and "support a hooker" with the second line)

2nd row
sniff butt

scrum half
put it in

halftime orange
get sucked

spectator on a rainy day
come in rubbers

spectator on a sunny day
come again

goal post
stand erect

grounds keeper #1
trim bush

grounds keeper #2
do lines

boot
come in boxes

cleat
get screwed

ball
pumped

whistle
blown

Chicago (I used to work)

Chicago 

CHORUS:

I used to work in Chicago, in an old deparment store

I used to work in Chicago, but I don't work there anymore 

SINGER: A woman came in for some velvet

ALL: Some velvet from the store?

SINGER: Velvet she wanted, felt she got!

ALL: Oh, I don't work there anymore! 

It follows this pattern for all the verses, there are at least a thousand of them. 

A computer she wanted, my wang she got

A computer she wanted, my hard drive she got

Some pork she wanted, my white meat she got

Help she wanted, my AIDS she got

A translator she wanted, my cunning-linguist she got

A board she wanted, nailed she got

A nail she wanted, a screw she got

Carpet she wanted, shag she got

A fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got

Jewelry she wanted, a pearl necklace she got

Camels she wanted, humped she got

A KitKat she wanted, four finger she got

A screen door she wanted, slammed she got

A screen door she wanted, the back door she got

Paper she wanted, a ream she got

A good deal she wanted, fucked she got

A cucumber she wanted, my pickle she got

A ruler she wanted, 12 inches she got

A pizza she wanted, a backdoor delivery she got

A hammer she wanted, nailed she got

A horse she wanted, donkey punched she got

An application she wanted, filled out she got 

you get the idea... make up your own... (and leave some in the comments below)

Do Yours Hang Low?

(Sung to the tune of "Do Your Ears Hang Low")

Do your balls hang low?

Do they dangle to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you sling 'em o'er your shoulder

Like a Continental Soldier?

Do your balls hang low?

Brother Johnny - for who messes up a solo

("Johnny" is replaced by the name of the person who messes up a solo.)

Here's to Brother Johnny, Brother Johnny, Brother Johnny.

Here's to Brother Johnny who's with us tonight.

He beats it, he eats it, he often mistreats it.

Here's to Brother Johnny who's with us tonight.

Boy Meets Girl

Boy meets girl, holds her hand,

Visions of a promised land,

Tender words, cling and kiss,

Crafty feel, heavenly bliss,

Nibble nipples, squeeze thighs,

Gets a beat, feels a rise,

Eyes ablaze, drawers down,

Really starts to go to town,

Legs outspread, virgin lass,

Fanny foams like bottled Bass,

Ram it home, moans of joy,

Teenage love, girl meets boy,

Love's a jewel, pearls he's won,

Shoots his load, what's he done,

Comes the pay off, here's the rub,

He's got her in the pudding club,

Comes the wedding, bridesmaids flap,

Love and cherish, all that crap,

A tubby tum, weighty gain,

Prams and nappies, labour pain,

Begins to realize what he did,

Nagging wife and screaming kid,

Sweats his prick off, works his stint;

Only pleasure is evening time,

When mattress creaks she's off again,

Can't forsake those sexy habits,

Breeding kids like bloody rabbits.

 Black Velvet Band

(Sung to the tune of "Black Velvet Band")

CHORUS: Her eyes they shone like the diamond,

They call her the Queen of the land.

And her hair hung over her shoulders,

Tied up with a black velvet band.

In a neat little town they call Belfast,

Apprentice to trade I was found,

Many an hour sweet happiness,

Have I spent in this neat little town,

Till bad misfortune befell me,

Which caused me to stray from the land,

Far away from my friends and relations,

Betrayed by the black velvet band.

Well I was out strolling one evening,

Not meaning to go very far

When I met with a pretty young damsel
She was selling her trade in a bar

She was both fair and handsome,

And her neck it was just like a swan,

And her hair it hung it over her shoulder,

Tied up with a black velvet band.

I took a stroll with this pretty fair maid,

And the gentleman passing us by,

Well I knew she meant the doing of him,

By the look in her roguish black-eye,

The gold watch she took from his pocket,

And placed it right into my hand,

On the very first day that I met her,
Bad luck from the black velvet band.

Next morning before judge and jury
For our trial I had to appear
The judge, he said, "Young fellow
The case against you is quite clear
And seven years is your sentence
You're going to Van Dieman's Land
Far away from your friends and relationsBetrayed by the black velvet band. 

So come all you jolly young fellows
I'd have you take warning by me
And whenever you're out on the liquor
Beware of the pretty colleen
They'll fill your with whiskey and porter
Until you're not able to stand
And the very next thing that you know
You're landed in Van Dieman's Land.

Barnacle Bill The Sailor

(Sung to the tune of "Barnacle Bill the Sailor")

WOMAN'S VOICE:

Who's that knocking at my door?

Who's that knocking at my door?

Who's that knocking at my door?

Cried the fair young maiden.

MAN'S VOICE:

Oh, it's only me from across the sea.

Cried Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

WOMAN'S VOICE:

Why are you knocking at my door?

Why are you knocking at my door?

Why are you knocking at my door?

Cried the fair young maiden.

MAN'S VOICE:

'Cos I'm young enough, and ready and tough.

Cried Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

Will you take me to the dance?

To hell with the dance down with your pants.

You can sleep upon the floor.

I'll not sleep on the floor you dirty whore.

You can sleep upon the mat.

Oh, bugger the mat you can't f*** that.

You can sleep upon the stairs.

Oh, f*** the stairs they haven't got hairs.

What's that running up my blouse?

It's only me mitt to grab yer tit.

You can sleep between my tits.

Oh, bugger your tits they give me the shits.

You can sleep between my thighs.

Bugger your thighs they're covered in flies.

You can sleep within my cunt.

Oh, bugger your c*** but I'll f*** for a stunt.

What's that running in and out?

It's only me c**k, it's as hard as a rock.

What's that running down my leg?

It's only me shot that missed yer t***.

What if my parents should find out?

We'll eat your ma and blow your pa.

What if my mother should disagree?

If yer ma'll agree we'll make it three.

What if we should get VD?

We'll pick the sores and f*** some more.

What if we should get the (clap!)?

Gotta be willin' to take penicillin.

What if I should have a child?

We'll drown the bugger and f*** for another.

What if we should have a girl?

We'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch.

What if we should have a boy?

He'll play rugby and f*** like me.

What'll we do when the baby's born

We'll drown the bugger and f*** for another.

What if you should go to jail?

I'll pick the lock with my ten-foot c**k.

What if we should go to prison?

I'll swing my balls and knock down the walls.

Bestialityùs Best

002 Bestiality's Best (Sung to the tune of "Wallaby Song") CHORUS:Bestiality's best boys, bestiality's best. Fuck a wallaby! Bestiality's best boys, bestiality's best. Fuck a wallaby! Blow your rocks in an ox boys, blow your rocks in an ox. Fuck a wallaby! Blow your rocks in an ox boys, blow your rocks in an ox. Fuck a wallaby! In the spunk of a skunk boys, in the spunk of a skunk. Fuck a wallaby! In the spunk of a skunk boys, in the spunk of a skunk. Fuck a wallaby! In the rear of a deer boys, in the rear of a deer. Fuck a wallaby! In the rear of a deer boys, in the rear of a deer. Fuck a wallaby!

Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends

(Sung to the tune of "Stars and Stripes Forever")

Be kind to your web-footed friends

For a duck may be somebody's mother

Be kind to your friends in the swamp

Where the weather is cool and damp

Now you may think that this is the end

Well it is ...

Bill Bailey

(Sung to the tune of "Bill Bailey")

CHORUS:  Rip roar a tie-tie-ay,

Rip roar a tie-tie-ay,

Rip roar a tie-tie.

Rip roar a tucky-tucky,

Rip roar a tucky-tucky-aaaay.

I saw Bill Bailey

Out with the ladies

Under a starry sky

Then along came his wife

With a bloody great knife

And she chopped off the end

Of his tooral-ly-ay, Hey!

Off to the courthouse

He was lumbered

Charged with adultery

But the charge wouldn't stick

For he hadn't a prick

Cause she chopped off the end

Of his tooral-ly-ay, Hey!

Daytona vs Brevard 3/26/2005

Daytona Vs. Brevard
3/26/05

Daytona final test would come from second place brevard.  If Brevard could pull off an upset the playoff spot would come down to points scored!

Daytona stepped up to the challenge, not only by beating Brevard, but by putting up their first shut out of the season winning 43-0.

More to come.....

Final Score:
Daytona - 43 Brevard - 0

Trys scored by:
Brian Richardson - 2
Mike Berceli - 2
Dan Van Dellen
Trent Vesley

Game pics:

Gonga MUTU

After Game celebration

Daytona vs Gainesville II 2005

Daytona Beach Vs.Gainesville

At Gainesville

3/12/05

Daytona travelled very well out to Gainesville, bringing close to two full sides with fans, even the entire Vesely Clan made the trek!  After the first meeting, over a month ago, Daytona realized it needed to put in some hard work both on the lineout and in the scrum.  This hard work was evident when the open kick off was knocked on! Daytona quickly packed down and blew Gainesville off the mark.  

The first 20 minutes saw Daytona attacking fiercley, but squandering opportunity after opportunity.  The coconuts continually were Knocking On the ball, committing penaltys, and running out of bounds.  The attack proved to overwhelming for the gainesville side and Dayton finally capitalized on a back line play where Alexis Bairstow sent Mike Berceli off into space for the first try of the afternoon.

This however did not wake the daytona side up.  They continued to knock on balls, run sideways, and committ penaltys.  This poor play finally caught up to them when Brian "Hollywood" Richardson was caught on all fours playing the ball.  The set up a 40+ Meter kick at goal to bring the Hogs within 2.

Both teams would squander several opportunities near the goal line.  Then as the first half was winding down the coconuts were given another opportunity.  A Daytona line out inside the Gainesville 22.  The quick line out set up the backs for fullback Alexis Bairstow crashing through.  With the conversion Daytona went up 12-3.

In the second half the intensity pick up with several bone crushing runs and cracking tackles.  Midway through the half Gainesville decided to test daytonas kicking game, another mistake on their part.  With Alexis, now at fly half, and Lane "as Cool as Ice" Cooley both with clearing kicks of 50+ meters the hogs were finally out matched.  8-man Scott Sivak snatched the ball on a lucky bounce and with a spectacular run set up the lightening fast Alex Wanyama for an easy try.  The conversion put daytona up 19-3 and it was obvious on the next possesion that the game was quickly slipping away from the Hogs.

On the ensuing kick off Daytona drove the ball down to the 22 Meter line, where the hogs were called for offsides.  The Coconuts took a line out about 7 meters from the try line.  This would set up a brilliant run by Jermiah "Pseduo-Back" Gibbs for a run right through the heart of the forwards.  It was commented later that he was hit more after the Try in celebration then on his way in for the score!


The remainder of the game had both teams knocking on the door for trys, with some excellent running and ball movement.  Easty, Jermiah, Scott, and Brian all had excellent runs, but in the end it was the backs putting the proverbial nail in the coffin.  After the forwards wheeled the scrum, Daytona had the put in on the Gainesville 5 Meter line.  The ball came out fast and was sent out wide where Abe Kirunga took the ball at pace from Alexis for the final try and last play of the game.

Final:
Daytona - 31 Gainesville - 3

Trys Scored by:
Mike Berceli
Alexis Bairstow
Alex Wanyama
Jermiah Gibbs
Abraham Kirunga

Daytona vs West Palm 2005

Daytona vs West Palm in March 5th 2005

a little video starting with the the coconut girls of-course

Daytona Beach Vs. West Palm
At West Palm
3/5/04

It was evident in the first half that the grueling 3 hour drive to West Palm had taken its toll.  Daytona travelled well bringing 24 men and filling most of the stands with loyal Coconut fans.

Right from the opening kick off West Palm attacked, driving the ball down the field several times.  Daytona was forced to rely on the golden boot of Alexis Baristow to relieve the pressure.  A knock on deep in West Palm territory offered Daytona its first real opportunity.  The ball came quickly out of the scrum to fly half Gary Woloszyn on the right, with a perfectly thrown pass, Daytona switched fields to the left and Alex Wanyama was off to the races.  Finding holes left right and center he explode into the try Zone for the games first try.

West Palm answer back quickly attacking right from the restart.  With a few strong breaks by their loose forwards the number 8 set up the wing for their first points.  With the converted try the game was tied at 7.

Following some "VERY" open play Daytona again found itself deep in West Palm Territory with a line out.  Brian "Hollywood Hands" Richardson took the ball off the top and Daytona's tight five drove the maul down the field.  Putting the defense on the back foot allowed Gary to again set up Alex on a crash ball through the heart of the defense, recapturing the lead for Daytona 14-7.  

On the ensuing kick off Daytona would put the game on ice, returning the kick 80 yards with several brilliant runs, capped of by Dan Vandellen breaking through for the try.

West Palm would answer back bring the game back within 7 before the track meet began.  Daytona would score two more trys by Alex and Brian before the halftime whistle.  The second half would then see Daytona score 10 more tries as they blew West Palm out 99-14

Final Score:

Daytona - 99 West Palm - 14

Trys scored by:

Alex Wanyama - 3
Brian Richardson - 3
Scot Sivak - 2
Marshall Newell - 2
Dan Van Dellen
James Brown
Trent Vesley
Justin Sleeth
Mike Berceli

Daytona vs Gainesville 2005

Daytona vs Gainesville February 5th 2005

Here's a nice little video with the highlights of the game enjoy:

Final Score of this game was 50 - 20, it was an amazing match!

if you have some cool pics from this match let me know so that i can add them on to this page

Beach Rugby

Pictures of Beach Rugby on the Shores of Daytona Beach:

1) tough guys after a good run in the sand

2) some passes and tackles

Daytona vs Brevard Rugby 2005

Daytona vs Brevard Rugby 2005

Daytona Beach Vs. Brevard
At Brevard
2-19-05

Daytona again travelled well to face a very tough Brevard team. Hoping to avenge last seasons loss, mean green took the field field with fury and intensity. Both teams came out firing on all cylinders. Daytona drew first blood when Alex Wanyama broke down the side line and set up supporting 8-man Scott Sivak for the easy try.

Final Score:

Daytona - 31 Brevard - 10 

Trys scored by:

Scott Sivak
Alexis Bairstow
Abraham Kirunga
Brian Richardson
Alex Wanyama


Some action photos:

Isport

http://rugby.isport.com/rugby-videos/play/daytona-beach-rugby-v-usf-6438

here on this website "rugby.isport"
you can watch daytona play and many other local teams
enjoy

Daytona Rugby Injuries

Here in this Post there will be some pics of injuries that have happened during the years for daytona beach rugby:

1) stables in the head

2) Foot in the face, might require some stitches

3) I think Doc might have cut his chin open! but that sure didnt stop him from playing

4) Little Craig with a shoulder injury